Rupert

Rupert good friend did you but knowAll abuses abuse your soulToo late to save for it is lostA death’s bed’s breath can’t pay the cost First amendment you defileHearst of your day all spit and bileProblem is after you’re long goneDamage remains...

Wayne LaPierre

Truthful fellow Wayne LaPierreGuns, more guns they are everywhereNamed for the stone that is his heartThe damage he’s done, where to start Twisted the second, why not the firstWasn’t the plan for babes to burstIf guns get passé, he’ll have to...

Money is Speech

It’s a good thing money is speechOne in the same, what a reliefHave all you want, while you’ve still breathTalk, spin gold, power gusts til death The loudest ass brays now for keepsNo going back, too bad for the sheepsThose black robed seers who made this...

Golden Toilets

It’s been said there is no bottombut cheeseburger engored’s on ’emOne end’s the same as the otherboth suitable for a smother One hates to think of going to wastewhen it seems to be all so basedA golden toilet’s perfect fitfor just one...

Ted Cruz

Oh poor, poor poor slandered Ted CruzOnly seeks to avoid the newsNot a Hawley Cruz shuns the press A statemen’s pose what suits him best Not obsequious or unctuousNor sophist’s mind nor heart fungusThese words so true as right as rainAs if Ted himself had uttered...