Golden Toilets

It’s been said there is no bottombut cheeseburger engored’s on ’emOne end’s the same as the otherboth suitable for a smother One hates to think of going to wastewhen it seems to be all so basedA golden toilet’s perfect fitfor just one...

Ted Cruz

Oh poor, poor poor slandered Ted CruzOnly seeks to avoid the newsNot a Hawley Cruz shuns the press A statemen’s pose what suits him best Not obsequious or unctuousNor sophist’s mind nor heart fungusThese words so true as right as rainAs if Ted himself had uttered...