Low Bar

Empty G spews on

Jewish lasers QAnon
No crash deaths at the Pentagon
One of us
Assaults traumatized college kids
Guns at the speaker’s head
Election denier anti-vaxxer spread
Psychotic pus

Abe cries, while she hopes that her voters say

It’s a low bar, it’s a low bar, it’s a low bar and that’s alright with me

Jungle Gym spews on

Sophist never calls his Don
Impeachment expunger con
One of us
Big lie hypocrisy
Whistleblower comedy
Weaponizes squalidly
Oh, so nuts

Rosa cries, but coach Gym celebrates

It’s a low bar, it’s a low bar, it’s a low bar and that’s alright
It’s a low bar, it’s a low bar, it’s a low bar and that’s alright with me

I do what I want whenever I want to whomever I want and I want that you can’t

Pressler Dean Mike spews on

Arks and T-Rex sailing on his lawn
Get him some of that denier coin
One of us
Climate change just hoax
Church is state for all us folks
Married pets ain’t no joke
Democracy’s dusk

Harvey cries, but M&M’s focus groups hope that his voters say

It’s a low bar, it’s a low bar, it’s a low bar and that’s alright
It’s a low bar, it’s a low bar, it’s a low bar and that’s alright with me